You Must Never Share This Image On Facebook

 
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The image above was marked as porn essentially. Obviously everyone in the image is clothed. It is probably a result of mass reporting the image and the automated system taking it down. It is kind of weird, the way the president looks at and touches his own daughter, but it’s not porn and these are all screen grabs from stuff that aired on TV, so it’s obviously not too salacious for those censors. But anyway, do not ever share this image on Facebook.

Instead, share some of the following things:

Instructions on how to drink turpentine
Instructions on how to give your kids measles
Instructions on how to poison yourself with fermented cabbage and salt
Instructions for how to cure autism with bleach
Instructions for armed insurrection (if you’re white)
Information about Pizzagate
Information on Pizzagate 2.0 (QAnon)
Information about how 5G is going to kill us all
A paid advertisement for a cult

And of course, stuff about “Targeted Individuals”, as outlined by our previous article.

Also easy to find on there are obviously fraudulent “marketing” programs, MLMs, Sun Gazing (yes, looking at the fucking sun directly), white supremacist groups, anti-gay and anti-trans groups… the list goes on and fucking on. But don’t post the image at the top of this article. That’s out of line.

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