You may like to make fun of him, but I love him and he loves me.
It is the size of a large first-aid kit and contains everything a person would need to provide evidence for their sexual assault in a court of law
Ever wanted your own soundboard chock full of samples of a D-List chemtrails celebrity? Well now you have it! *soundboard sold sparately* *not for use with michael murphy see n sniff*
Just because someone accepts your friend request on “fedbot” doesn’t make them your ride or die homie, ya fool.
For the second time this year, I've been allegedy recruited to join up with the power-brokers of our universe.