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Petition: Demand More Contrails For Marriott Hotels!

Petition: Demand More Contrails For Marriott Hotels!

It has recently come to our attention that not all Marriott Hotel rooms have photos of contrails within them, just one or two of their properties on the east coast. We here on the west coast love contrails, and would love to have photos of them above all of our beds when we stay at Marriott Hotels. We think that these pictures are beautiful and we have no idea why people are so afraid of them! If you agree, sign our petition today!

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WATCH! We Got A Call From An Actual Flat-Earther

WATCH! We Got A Call From An Actual Flat-Earther

There was a great deal of conjecture as to whether he would actually put his money where his mouth is, but sure enough, Flat Earth evangelist and village idiot Wayne Chipman called and spoke with Echoplex Media's own Fuckin' Harrison (@effin_harrison) about the precise nature of his belief that the Earth is in fact NOT a globe, but a disc. Trust me, it's gotta be heard to be believed.

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The Great Badgering Of 2016!

The Great Badgering Of 2016!

On Sunday, February 21st, Echoplex Media, in conjunction with several other actors, stole an 11,000-member truther Facebook group called "Worldwide False Flags" LIVE on the air and filled it with...badgers! Most of the badgers have returned to their warrens at this point, but we've managed to curate the best examples of the badgering that remain, and share them with you here.

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