The Return Of MadisonStar Moon: Part One

Many of you may have heard by now that  we spoke with acclaimed chemtrail kook and pantsuit enthusiast MadisonStar Moon once again this past Wednesday. We recorded and broadcasted the entire affair, of course, and we'll have it available on The Plex podcast feed and our YouTube channel this coming Sunday afternoon (a shameless ploy to drive people to sunday's live show). But the whole thing started with a message from Ms. Moon on the Echoplex Media Facebook page demanding to speak to "our leader," which you can read here.


MSM:
Can I please speak to your leader?
Which one of you minions is running the show?

RA:
We are a hive mind lol

MSM:
can one of you shills call me
I'd like to have a discussion with your leader

RA:
Bear in mind that anything you say in here can and will be published at our discretion

MSM:
It's not like you don't have my number

RA:
You'll just have to call during showtime. Sunday 9-midnight PSY
PST lol

MSM:
no deal
call or I will never do any interview with you
cowards
is it because you are all alone and afraid you will get in trouble by your handler?

RA:
Not like that time you called 47 times in one night or anything

MSM:
answer the question
are you alone right now
\and nothing without your minions
can you not stand on your own two feet and face me

RA:
I'll see if I can get our Dear Leader to give you a ring. If he does, know that the conversation will be recorded and likely published

MSM:
what?

RA:
Do you consent?

MSM:
so you are afraid to talk to me
why?

RA:
Did I stutter?

MSM:
why?
you are afraid.....
you dont need my consent

RA:
So that we have a record of your punk ass to have a laugh over afterwards

MSM:
punk ass?
wow
yes you should have your leader contact me
it has to be the main person though
i dont want any newbie
Who is calling the shots?
NSA?

RA:
The EPA, of course!
lolololol
Are you really that retarded, or is this all an act?
C'mon...you can tell me.

MSM:
i will tell you only the truth
\If you cant handle it that is your fault
I know who you are and what you represent

RA:
Which is what, exactly? That you're a lunatic, or that you're a charlatan?

MSM:
do you think if you tell me that enough I will eventually believe it?

RA:
Either way, your shit is hilarious and we're your biggest fans

MSM:
I know you love to hate me

RA:
I don't give a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you believe

MSM:
it's ok
Then why do you spend so much energy protesting it?
If you really didn't care what we believed you wouldn't say anything

RA:
As long as you keep this up, we're gonna keep talking shit

MSM:
Keep what up?
Confronting you freaks for calling me in the middle of the ni8ght
you dont scare me

RA:
Being a fucking looney toon, or pretending to be

MSM:
ah
pretending to make videos about chemtrails
\pretending to speak out about it
keep telling yourself I'm not real and maybe I will disappear

RA:
Wouldn't that be nice?

MSM:
you would drop dead
no one to make fun of
You rely on me to make you happy

RA:
Nah. Just move on to the next kook with delusions of grandeur.

MSM:
Without me your lives would be boring

RA:
Not so much. Nutcases like you are a dime a dozen on the Internet. You're just our favorite flavor at the moment.

MSM:
So many ad hominem attacks in one conversation
Are you sitting next to a rolodex?

RA:
Why the fuck would I have one of those? That's what smartphones are for. Oh, wait...you're shit is on XP. You must still be living in the last century.

MSM:
ohhhh burn
I am not up to date with my technology
you really showed me
\I checked out your system

RA:
Yet you wonder why your shit never works.

MSM:
you should use your powers for good instead of evil

RA:
Madison XP Moon and shit

MSM:
I guess then you couldnt get paid your shillbucks
yup
aiight well I guess you arent going to call
sad that you wont face me
its not going to be on your terms

RA:
Still waiting for a response from our Dear Leader
Patience, my dear.

MSM:
Ok
so you're not the leader
I should have guessed that when you used the term "puk ass"
punk

RA:
You're a quick one!

MSM:
Thanks

RA:
Contrary to what you have already convinced yourself of, our lives don't actually revolve around you.
Making fun of you is easy, and doesn't take much time at all.

MSM:
I never said they did and I dont think they do
\I know this is a job for you
and I know you get paid

RA:
Makin' them shillbucks

MSM:
I hope it's worth it

RA:
It's worth ever fake penny.
Gotta run; you stay classy, and stay woke or whatever it is you kooks are always going on about. We'll be in touch.

MSM:
you will not hear from me again

RA:
Somehow, I doubt that. But you believe whatever you want. You clearly already do.


The conversation gets even more surreal from here, when Producer Dave steps in to "negotiate" how and when the call would eventually be conducted. For more on that, you'll just have to stay tuned for The Return Of Madison Star Moon: Part Two, which will be coming very soon. Cheers!